02:56:32: Package picked up by Gabi Bradea
02:56:33: @peepso_user_259(Gabi Bradea) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). Luckily, @peepso_user_259(Gabi Bradea) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_259(Gabi Bradea) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
03:00:22: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_259(Gabi Bradea) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_259(Gabi Bradea) resumes on their way.
03:59:18: Package delivered by Gabi Bradea for $40,000