09:47:59: Package picked up by Toe Cutter
09:48:00: Mac Nielson misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Toe Cutter.  Toe Cutter resumes delivery of their package.
10:01:06: Toe Cutter was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Mac Nielson.  Luckily, Toe Cutter vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Toe Cutter resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
10:13:38: Toe Cutter leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall.  Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by Iggy Starlord.  Iggy Starlord smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as Toe Cutter is incinerated.  Iggy Starlord throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them.  Iggy Starlord breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them.  "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned.  "Parcel transferred, indeed," Iggy Starlord whispers in reply.
10:24:10: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Toe Cutter.  A wonderful breakfast.  "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover.  Toe Cutter mused, "Why ruin a good thing?  I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery."  Toe Cutter took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal.  "Ah, that's the one.  I'm here already."  Toe Cutter put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod.  Toe Cutter crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Iggy Starlord to come running down the road, package in tow.  "I know this one.  Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum.  They won't be able to handle this either."  Iggy Starlord came into view.  Toe Cutter pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism.  Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Toe Cutter had just left.  "What?  How?"  As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Toe Cutter barely heard Iggy Starlord running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!"  Iggy Starlord continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
10:24:18: Toe Cutter stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Iggy Starlord's destruction.  Instead Iggy Starlord resumes on their way, Toe Cutter's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
10:30:24: Iggy Starlord took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by Toe Cutter, tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite.  Toe Cutter currently has the package.
10:42:00: Iggy Starlord fires two pistol shots at Toe Cutter's kneecaps, dropping them to their knees.  "Parcel transferred."
10:48:01: Package delivered by Iggy Starlord for $140,000