19:40:45: Package picked up by Sable Nyx
19:40:46: Someone once told Mac Nielson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Sable Nyx got one over on Mac Nielson once before. So definitely, for Mac Nielson, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Mac Nielson stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Mac Nielson see's Sable Nyx running hurriedly down the street. Mac Nielson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Mac Nielson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Sable Nyx doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Mac Nielson did not see before. Mac Nielson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Sable Nyx escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
20:00:33: Mac Nielson does not normally mourn death. Mac Nielson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of Mac Nielson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Sable Nyx emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. Sable Nyx dove, taking a shot mid-air. Sable Nyx was not thinking about human connection, unlike Mac Nielson. This is arguably why Mac Nielson was shot in the gut. Sable Nyx resumes their delivery, package in tow.
21:00:33: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Blaylock Samson hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that Blaylock Samson has used it, targeting Sable Nyx's ship as it races across the horizon. However, Sable Nyx's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. Blaylock Samson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. Sable Nyx dips their ship, skirting past Blaylock Samson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
22:00:33: Someone once told Blaylock Samson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Sable Nyx got one over on Blaylock Samson once before. So definitely, for Blaylock Samson, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Blaylock Samson stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Blaylock Samson see's Sable Nyx running hurriedly down the street. Blaylock Samson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Blaylock Samson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Sable Nyx doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Blaylock Samson did not see before. Blaylock Samson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Sable Nyx escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
23:00:45: Blaylock Samson steadily took aim from a second story window as Sable Nyx ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Blaylock Samson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Sable Nyx resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
23:07:11: Sonny Bill Spider shot a missile at Sable Nyx and obliterated their ship. All that was left was the package which was picked up and continued its journey with Sonny Bill Spider.
00:10:20: Sable Nyx fires two pistol shots at Sonny Bill Spider's kneecaps, dropping them to their knees. "Parcel transferred."
01:38:33: Sable Nyx was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Leroy Palestine. Luckily, Sable Nyx vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Sable Nyx resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
01:38:37: Someone once told Leroy Palestine that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. Leroy Palestine knows Sable Nyx has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Leroy Palestine but the time is almost here. Sable Nyx's ship comes over the horizon. There it is. Leroy Palestine's finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. Leroy Palestine is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting Leroy Palestine the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. Sable Nyx's ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
01:38:47: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever. Sable Nyx rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from Leroy Palestine. The package rolls to their feet. "Parcel transferred." Leroy Palestine resumes delivery of the stolen package.
03:41:54: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $200,000