21:50:47: Package picked up by Jeremy Frantz
21:50:48: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
22:00:43: @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). Luckily, @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
23:00:51: @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). Luckily, @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
02:36:50: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) came into view. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) barely heard @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_347(Jeremy Frantz) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
05:51:34: Package delivered by Jeremy Frantz for $80,000