20:24:49: Package picked up by Todd Huish
20:24:50: Todd Huish was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Blaylock Samson.  Luckily, Todd Huish vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Todd Huish resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
20:55:32: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Daggwood Bronson.  A wonderful breakfast.  "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover.  Daggwood Bronson mused, "Why ruin a good thing?  I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery."  Daggwood Bronson took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal.  "Ah, that's the one.  I'm here already."  Daggwood Bronson put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod.  Daggwood Bronson crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Todd Huish to come running down the road, package in tow.  "I know this one.  Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum.  They won't be able to handle this either."  Todd Huish came into view.  Daggwood Bronson pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism.  Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Daggwood Bronson had just left.  "What?  How?"  As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Daggwood Bronson barely heard Todd Huish running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!"  Todd Huish continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
20:58:56: Todd Huish was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by SEAN Edmonds.  Luckily, Todd Huish vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Todd Huish resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
22:18:31: Todd Huish leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall.  Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by StacyStace Edmonds.  StacyStace Edmonds smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as Todd Huish is incinerated.  StacyStace Edmonds throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them.  StacyStace Edmonds breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them.  "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned.  "Parcel transferred, indeed," StacyStace Edmonds whispers in reply.
23:44:49: Sable Nyx tried to sneak on board StacyStace Edmonds's ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  StacyStace Edmonds continues their delivery.
23:44:53: The smell of StacyStace Edmonds's completely immolated ship flares up Sable Nyx's nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck.  "Parcel transferred" emit's from Sable Nyx's bracelet, signaling more credits to be made.  Sable Nyx continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
00:23:10: Sable Nyx is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from Leroy Palestine, falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers.  "Parcel transferred."  Leroy Palestine resumes delivery with the package.
00:24:50: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $140,000