20:44:39: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)
20:44:40: Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Blaylock Samson (npc1).  Luckily, Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
21:23:13: Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall.  Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by Todd Huish (todd).  Todd Huish (todd) smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) is incinerated.  Todd Huish (todd) throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them.  Todd Huish (todd) breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them.  "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned.  "Parcel transferred, indeed," Todd Huish (todd) whispers in reply.
21:38:11: Todd Huish (todd) has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far.  Todd Huish (todd) is feeling good.  DAMN good.  Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, Sable Nyx (Shayla225)" scrawled on it in pink paint.  Sable Nyx (Shayla225) picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of Todd Huish (todd).  Fuck eaten.  Good job, Sable Nyx (Shayla225).  "Parcel Transferred."  You have the package.  Now get that sucker to the finish line.
21:46:11: Package delivered by Sable Nyx for $60,000