14:33:32: Package picked up by Nicholas Jusino
14:33:33: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
15:07:25: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
16:17:16: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). This is arguably why @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
17:02:08: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
18:01:20: @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
19:00:13: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) resumes on their way.
20:04:00: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) got one over on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) see's @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) did not see before. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
21:04:36: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino). @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) resumes delivery of their package.
22:00:10: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino). @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) resumes delivery of their package.
22:01:32: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins). This is arguably why @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
22:01:49: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
22:02:29: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
22:34:50: Package delivered by Nicholas Jusino for $240,000