12:48:41: Package picked up by Cleve Dallas
12:48:42: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) resumes on their way.
13:01:15: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) continues their delivery.
14:00:37: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) resumes on their way.
15:00:36: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
16:01:07: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas).  @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) resumes delivery of their package.
16:48:48: Package delivered by Cleve Dallas for $100,000