03:22:19: Package picked up by Weslon Campbell
03:22:20: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell). @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) resumes delivery of their package.
04:01:04: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) resumes on their way.
04:22:27: Package delivered by Weslon Campbell for $40,000