05:41:53: Package picked up by Tharg The Mighty
05:41:54: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
08:23:31: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
09:10:51: @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). Luckily, @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
10:14:32: Package delivered by Tharg The Mighty for $60,000