09:15:34: Package picked up by Toe Cutter
09:15:35: Ignoracious Buttafucco steadily took aim from a second story window as Toe Cutter ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Ignoracious Buttafucco inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Toe Cutter resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
10:00:28: Mac Nielson does not normally mourn death. Mac Nielson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of Mac Nielson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Toe Cutter emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. Toe Cutter dove, taking a shot mid-air. Toe Cutter was not thinking about human connection, unlike Mac Nielson. This is arguably why Mac Nielson was shot in the gut. Toe Cutter resumes their delivery, package in tow.
11:00:28: Someone once told Blaylock Samson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Toe Cutter got one over on Blaylock Samson once before. So definitely, for Blaylock Samson, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Blaylock Samson stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Blaylock Samson see's Toe Cutter running hurriedly down the street. Blaylock Samson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Blaylock Samson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Toe Cutter doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Blaylock Samson did not see before. Blaylock Samson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Toe Cutter escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
12:00:59: Toe Cutter is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but Toe Cutter smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. Toe Cutter lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises Toe Cutter's adrenaline. Blaylock Samson fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Toe Cutter. "Not today, my friend." Toe Cutter twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Blaylock Samson four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
13:00:27: Ignoracious Buttafucco is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Toe Cutter after a failed package theft attempt. Toe Cutter resumes on their way.
13:15:34: Package delivered by Toe Cutter for $100,000