15:06:26: Package picked up by Feisty Gazebo
15:06:27: Ignoracious Buttafucco tried to sneak on board Feisty Gazebo's ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  Feisty Gazebo continues their delivery.
16:13:26: Mac Nielson stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Feisty Gazebo's destruction.  Instead Feisty Gazebo resumes on their way, Mac Nielson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
19:22:55: Someone once told Blaylock Samson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Feisty Gazebo got one over on Blaylock Samson once before.  So definitely, for Blaylock Samson, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Blaylock Samson stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Blaylock Samson see's Feisty Gazebo running hurriedly down the street.  Blaylock Samson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Blaylock Samson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Feisty Gazebo doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Blaylock Samson did not see before.  Blaylock Samson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Feisty Gazebo escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
20:08:18: Mac Nielson stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Feisty Gazebo's destruction.  Instead Feisty Gazebo resumes on their way, Mac Nielson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
23:12:45: Package delivered by Feisty Gazebo for $80,000