20:29:49: Package picked up by O.D. Bodkins
20:29:50: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson).  Luckily, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
21:16:07: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
21:38:40: Package delivered by O.D. Bodkins for $40,000