06:55:04: Package picked up by Michael Bruggman
06:55:05: @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson).  Luckily, @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
07:00:33: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
07:55:32: Package delivered by Michael Bruggman for $40,000