07:17:53: Package picked up by Calto Fremis
07:17:54: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Blaylock Samson hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that Blaylock Samson has used it, targeting Calto Fremis's ship as it races across the horizon.  However, Calto Fremis's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  Blaylock Samson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  Calto Fremis dips their ship, skirting past Blaylock Samson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
08:00:17: Mac Nielson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Calto Fremis after a failed package theft attempt.  Calto Fremis resumes on their way.
09:00:17: Ignoracious Buttafucco is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Calto Fremis after a failed package theft attempt.  Calto Fremis resumes on their way.
10:00:28: Someone once told Mac Nielson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Calto Fremis got one over on Mac Nielson once before.  So definitely, for Mac Nielson, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Mac Nielson stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Mac Nielson see's Calto Fremis running hurriedly down the street.  Mac Nielson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Mac Nielson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Calto Fremis doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Mac Nielson did not see before.  Mac Nielson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Calto Fremis escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
11:00:25: Ignoracious Buttafucco steadily took aim from a second story window as Calto Fremis ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Ignoracious Buttafucco inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  Calto Fremis resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
11:18:20: Package delivered by Calto Fremis for $100,000