12:04:16: Package picked up by Shadowrabbit Clayguy
12:04:17: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Ignoracious Buttafucco hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that Ignoracious Buttafucco has used it, targeting Shadowrabbit Clayguy's ship as it races across the horizon. However, Shadowrabbit Clayguy's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. Ignoracious Buttafucco's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. Shadowrabbit Clayguy dips their ship, skirting past Ignoracious Buttafucco and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
13:00:35: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. Mac Nielson has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. Shadowrabbit Clayguy ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. Shadowrabbit Clayguy almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Mac Nielson's trap. Frantic, Shadowrabbit Clayguy activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, Shadowrabbit Clayguy hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As Mac Nielson manically runs after Shadowrabbit Clayguy firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Shadowrabbit Clayguy's grenades, losing a leg. Shadowrabbit Clayguy continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
14:02:35: Blaylock Samson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Shadowrabbit Clayguy after a failed package theft attempt. Shadowrabbit Clayguy resumes on their way.
15:02:07: Someone once told Ignoracious Buttafucco the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Shadowrabbit Clayguy got one over on Ignoracious Buttafucco once before. So definitely, for Ignoracious Buttafucco, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Ignoracious Buttafucco stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Ignoracious Buttafucco see's Shadowrabbit Clayguy running hurriedly down the street. Ignoracious Buttafucco takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Ignoracious Buttafucco ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Shadowrabbit Clayguy doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Ignoracious Buttafucco did not see before. Ignoracious Buttafucco takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Shadowrabbit Clayguy escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
16:05:21: Package delivered by Shadowrabbit Clayguy for $80,000