15:49:26: Package picked up by Tharg The Mighty One
15:49:27: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) resumes on their way.
16:50:29: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
16:50:36: @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman).  Luckily, @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
17:03:58: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
17:53:55: @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
18:04:18: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
20:35:48: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) continues their delivery.
21:27:58: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One).  @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) resumes delivery of their package.
21:30:55: @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
23:09:59: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
23:10:05: @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
23:21:11: @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman).  Luckily, @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
23:54:21: Package delivered by Tharg The Mighty One for $240,000