06:47:07: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine
06:47:08: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s grenades, losing a leg.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
07:00:35: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) dove, taking a shot mid-air.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco).  This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
08:00:42: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) continues their delivery.
09:00:25: @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s adrenaline.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine).  "Not today, my friend."  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
10:00:35: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) does not normally mourn death.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) dove, taking a shot mid-air.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson).  This is arguably why @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) was shot in the gut.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
11:00:20: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s grenades, losing a leg.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
11:37:30: @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) fires two pistol shots at @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s kneecaps, dropping them to their knees.  "Parcel transferred."
12:00:26: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s grenades, losing a leg.  @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
13:00:22: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
14:00:18: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s grenades, losing a leg.  @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
14:47:24: Package delivered by Gotterdammerung Ragnarok for $200,000