09:56:40: Package picked up by Durham Jones
09:56:41: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
10:00:18: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones).  @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) resumes delivery of their package.
11:05:18: Package delivered by Durham Jones for $40,000