06:56:45: Package picked up by Kane Cannon
06:56:46: @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson).  Luckily, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
07:00:35: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon).  @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes delivery of their package.
07:57:32: Package delivered by Kane Cannon for $40,000