00:12:43: Package picked up by L.R. Snipestress
00:12:44: Someone once told Blaylock Samson that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  Blaylock Samson knows L.R. Snipestress has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Blaylock Samson but the time is almost here.  L.R. Snipestress's ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. Blaylock Samson's finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  Blaylock Samson is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting Blaylock Samson the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  L.R. Snipestress's ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
01:00:46: Ignoracious Buttafucco stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure L.R. Snipestress's destruction.  Instead L.R. Snipestress resumes on their way, Ignoracious Buttafucco's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
01:12:55: Package delivered by L.R. Snipestress for $40,000