07:42:51: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
07:42:52: Someone once told Blaylock Samson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Iggy Starlord got one over on Blaylock Samson once before.  So definitely, for Blaylock Samson, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Blaylock Samson stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Blaylock Samson see's Iggy Starlord running hurriedly down the street.  Blaylock Samson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Blaylock Samson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Iggy Starlord doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Blaylock Samson did not see before.  Blaylock Samson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Iggy Starlord escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
08:00:19: Someone once told Blaylock Samson that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  Blaylock Samson knows Iggy Starlord has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Blaylock Samson but the time is almost here.  Iggy Starlord's ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. Blaylock Samson's finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  Blaylock Samson is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting Blaylock Samson the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  Iggy Starlord's ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
08:34:30: Sonny Bill Spider misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Iggy Starlord.  Iggy Starlord resumes delivery of their package.
08:34:32: Iggy Starlord leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall.  Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by Sonny Bill Spider.  Sonny Bill Spider smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as Iggy Starlord is incinerated.  Sonny Bill Spider throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them.  Sonny Bill Spider breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them.  "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned.  "Parcel transferred, indeed," Sonny Bill Spider whispers in reply.
08:43:32: Package delivered by Sonny Bill Spider for $80,000