13:08:33: Package picked up by Bacon Moo
13:08:34: @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco).  Luckily, @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
14:21:33: Package delivered by Bacon Moo for $20,000