21:07:54: Package picked up by Shadowrabbit Clayguy
21:07:55: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
22:01:16: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy).  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes delivery of their package.
23:01:01: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
02:58:22: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins).  The package rolls to their feet.  "Parcel transferred."  @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes delivery of the stolen package.
03:50:27: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial), falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers.  "Parcel transferred."  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes delivery with the package.
05:08:05: Package delivered by Wulfrien Helgial for $100,000