18:57:11: Package picked up by Pouncy Sillybear
18:57:12: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
19:04:46: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) knows @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
20:04:11: Package delivered by Pouncy Sillybear for $40,000