04:43:15: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine
04:43:16: Leroy Palestine is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but Leroy Palestine smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. Leroy Palestine lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises Leroy Palestine's adrenaline. Blaylock Samson fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Leroy Palestine. "Not today, my friend." Leroy Palestine twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Blaylock Samson four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
05:16:33: Leroy Palestine is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but Leroy Palestine smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. Leroy Palestine lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises Leroy Palestine's adrenaline. Long Dread fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Leroy Palestine. "Not today, my friend." Leroy Palestine twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Long Dread four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
05:24:20: Leroy Palestine leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall. Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by Jason Love. Jason Love smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as Leroy Palestine is incinerated. Jason Love throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them. Jason Love breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them. "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned. "Parcel transferred, indeed," Jason Love whispers in reply.
05:42:52: Jason Love is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from Leroy Palestine, falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers. "Parcel transferred." Leroy Palestine resumes delivery with the package.
05:43:15: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $80,000