19:27:48: Package picked up by Remi Delux
19:27:49: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. Mac Nielson has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. Remi Delux ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. Remi Delux almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Mac Nielson's trap. Frantic, Remi Delux activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, Remi Delux hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As Mac Nielson manically runs after Remi Delux firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Remi Delux's grenades, losing a leg. Remi Delux continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
20:14:39: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Ignoracious Buttafucco. A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. Ignoracious Buttafucco mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." Ignoracious Buttafucco took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." Ignoracious Buttafucco put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. Ignoracious Buttafucco crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Remi Delux to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." Remi Delux came into view. Ignoracious Buttafucco pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Ignoracious Buttafucco had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Ignoracious Buttafucco barely heard Remi Delux running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" Remi Delux continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
21:10:35: Blaylock Samson steadily took aim from a second story window as Remi Delux ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Blaylock Samson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Remi Delux resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
22:02:53: Blaylock Samson stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Remi Delux's destruction. Instead Remi Delux resumes on their way, Blaylock Samson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
23:00:28: Blaylock Samson stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Remi Delux's destruction. Instead Remi Delux resumes on their way, Blaylock Samson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
00:12:18: Sonny Bill Spider successfully spears Remi Delux to a wall through their chest. Remi Delux has time to yell, "You bastard," as Sonny Bill Spider snags the package from the ground in front of them. "Parcel transferred."
03:50:04: Package delivered by Sonny Bill Spider for $120,000