07:53:35: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
07:53:36: Ignoracious Buttafucco steadily took aim from a second story window as Iggy Starlord ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Ignoracious Buttafucco inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  Iggy Starlord resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
08:00:26: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Mac Nielson hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that Mac Nielson has used it, targeting Iggy Starlord's ship as it races across the horizon.  However, Iggy Starlord's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  Mac Nielson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  Iggy Starlord dips their ship, skirting past Mac Nielson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
08:35:45: Sonny Bill Spider successfully spears Iggy Starlord to a wall through their chest.  Iggy Starlord has time to yell, "You bastard," as Sonny Bill Spider snags the package from the ground in front of them.  "Parcel transferred."
08:48:02: Iggy Starlord's ship fires two nuclear torpedos into Sonny Bill Spider's ship, instantly incinerating it.  The package is snagged by a lengthy magnetic tow cable.  "Parcel transferred."
08:54:35: Package delivered by Iggy Starlord for $80,000