23:37:46: Package picked up by Remi Delux
23:37:47: Ignoracious Buttafucco does not normally mourn death.  Ignoracious Buttafucco is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of Ignoracious Buttafucco thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Remi Delux emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  Remi Delux dove, taking a shot mid-air.  Remi Delux was not thinking about human connection, unlike Ignoracious Buttafucco.  This is arguably why Ignoracious Buttafucco was shot in the gut.  Remi Delux resumes their delivery, package in tow.
00:58:36: Someone once told Brendon Hitchcock the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Remi Delux got one over on Brendon Hitchcock once before.  So definitely, for Brendon Hitchcock, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Brendon Hitchcock stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Brendon Hitchcock see's Remi Delux running hurriedly down the street.  Brendon Hitchcock takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Brendon Hitchcock ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Remi Delux doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Brendon Hitchcock did not see before.  Brendon Hitchcock takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Remi Delux escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
07:41:38: Package delivered by Remi Delux for $40,000