17:13:43: Package picked up by Warren D Reed
17:13:44: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
18:01:20: Someone once told @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) knows @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
19:00:13: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
20:04:00: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed) continues their delivery.
21:04:36: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) knows @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
22:00:10: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
22:02:53: @peepso_user_406(Warren D Reed) is bloody from head to toe after a rough number of successful entanglements. "Geronimo, fuckstick!" They look up at the voice and see a a dot in the sky. It quickly turns into two dots: a sky born @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) on a rocket powered hang-glider, and the portable thermonuclear device they've dropped. "Parcel transferred," can be heard from dispatch as @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) swoops past the mangled corpse and snags the package.
23:01:01: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
23:24:10: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) is feeling good. DAMN good. Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)" scrawled on it in pink paint. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins). Fuck eaten. Good job, @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino). "Parcel Transferred." You have the package. Now get that sucker to the finish line.
01:22:36: Package delivered by Nicholas Jusino for $180,000