21:02:29: Package picked up by Feisty Gazebo
21:02:30: Mac Nielson misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Feisty Gazebo. Feisty Gazebo resumes delivery of their package.
21:47:51: Feisty Gazebo leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall. Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by Column McClowed. Column McClowed smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as Feisty Gazebo is incinerated. Column McClowed throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them. Column McClowed breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them. "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned. "Parcel transferred, indeed," Column McClowed whispers in reply.
22:23:54: Package delivered by Column McClowed for $40,000