17:11:29: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)
17:11:30: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Blaylock Samson (npc1). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. Blaylock Samson (npc1) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." Blaylock Samson (npc1) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." Blaylock Samson (npc1) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. Blaylock Samson (npc1) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) came into view. Blaylock Samson (npc1) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Blaylock Samson (npc1) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Blaylock Samson (npc1) barely heard Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
18:16:11: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $20,000