17:22:59: Package picked up by Baltus Cross
17:23:00: Baltus Cross was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco.  Luckily, Baltus Cross vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Baltus Cross resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
18:01:59: Baltus Cross is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but Baltus Cross smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  Baltus Cross lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises Baltus Cross's adrenaline.  Mac Nielson fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Baltus Cross.  "Not today, my friend."  Baltus Cross twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Mac Nielson four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
18:30:46: Package delivered by Baltus Cross for $40,000