16:59:15: Package picked up by Jarvis Grey
16:59:16: Jarvis Grey is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but Jarvis Grey smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  Jarvis Grey lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises Jarvis Grey's adrenaline.  Mac Nielson fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Jarvis Grey.  "Not today, my friend."  Jarvis Grey twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Mac Nielson four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
17:03:49: Jarvis Grey took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by Long Dread, tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite.  Long Dread currently has the package.
17:58:29: Long Dread has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far.  Long Dread is feeling good.  DAMN good.  Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, Calto Fremis" scrawled on it in pink paint.  Calto Fremis picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of Long Dread.  Fuck eaten.  Good job, Calto Fremis.  "Parcel Transferred."  You have the package.  Now get that sucker to the finish line.
17:59:30: Package delivered by Calto Fremis for $60,000