17:44:33: Package picked up by Nicholas Jusino
17:44:34: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
18:02:22: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) continues their delivery.
19:02:46: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
19:33:19: Someone once told @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) got one over on @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) once before.  So definitely, for @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial), that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) see's @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) running hurriedly down the street.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) did not see before.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
19:34:08: The smell of @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s completely immolated ship flares up @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck.  "Parcel transferred" emit's from @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s bracelet, signaling more credits to be made.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
19:36:25: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino), but flung to unknown reaches of the universe.  "Parcel transferred."
19:44:33: @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial), falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers.  "Parcel transferred."  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes delivery with the package.
20:01:09: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco).  Luckily, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
21:00:00: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
22:10:27: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial).  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes delivery of their package.
22:31:50: The smell of @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s completely immolated ship flares up @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck.  "Parcel transferred" emit's from @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s bracelet, signaling more credits to be made.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
23:00:22: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
01:45:13: Package delivered by Nicholas Jusino for $240,000