15:02:36: Package picked up by Calto Fremis
15:02:37: Ignoracious Buttafucco misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Calto Fremis. Calto Fremis resumes delivery of their package.
15:24:57: L.R. Snipestress steadily took aim from a second story window as Calto Fremis ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, L.R. Snipestress inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Calto Fremis resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
15:25:09: L.R. Snipestress steadily took aim from a second story window as Calto Fremis ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, L.R. Snipestress inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Calto Fremis resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
15:25:13: As Calto Fremis rounds a corner, they are distracted for more than a split second by a hastily posted cardboard cut-out of a Zyxxan Hound fornicating with a famous human politician from centuries before. This momentarily lapse in focus is all L.R. Snipestress needs in order to slam a large whirring chainsaw into the chest of Calto Fremis. "Parcel transferred."
15:33:01: Calto Fremis fires two pistol shots at L.R. Snipestress's kneecaps, dropping them to their knees. "Parcel transferred."
16:00:16: Blaylock Samson stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Calto Fremis's destruction. Instead Calto Fremis resumes on their way, Blaylock Samson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
16:03:32: Package delivered by Calto Fremis for $120,000