22:59:49: Package picked up by Bacon Moo
22:59:50: Ignoracious Buttafucco does not normally mourn death. Ignoracious Buttafucco is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of Ignoracious Buttafucco thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Bacon Moo emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. Bacon Moo dove, taking a shot mid-air. Bacon Moo was not thinking about human connection, unlike Ignoracious Buttafucco. This is arguably why Ignoracious Buttafucco was shot in the gut. Bacon Moo resumes their delivery, package in tow.
23:00:30: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Mac Nielson hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that Mac Nielson has used it, targeting Bacon Moo's ship as it races across the horizon. However, Bacon Moo's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. Mac Nielson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. Bacon Moo dips their ship, skirting past Mac Nielson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
00:04:55: Package delivered by Bacon Moo for $40,000