21:04:25: Package picked up by Jeff Colen
21:04:26: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
22:00:41: @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco).  Luckily, @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
22:04:25: Package delivered by Jeff Colen for $40,000