20:23:52: Package picked up by Kane Cannon
20:23:53: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) came into view. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) barely heard @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
20:36:40: As @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) rounds a corner, they are distracted for more than a split second by a hastily posted cardboard cut-out of a Zyxxan Hound fornicating with a famous human politician from centuries before. This momentarily lapse in focus is all @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) needs in order to slam a large whirring chainsaw into the chest of @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon). "Parcel transferred."
20:41:00: Someone once told @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) knows @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
20:42:31: @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) bludgeons @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) unconscious with a large metal crowbar, laughing and dancing over their bloody mangled body. "Parcel transferred."
20:52:14: Someone once told @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) knows @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
20:52:21: @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall. Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt). @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) is incinerated. @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them. @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them. "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned. "Parcel transferred, indeed," @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) whispers in reply.
20:53:52: Someone once told @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) knows @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
20:54:29: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever. @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon). The package rolls to their feet. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes delivery of the stolen package.
21:00:01: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
21:00:07: @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) bludgeons @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) unconscious with a large metal crowbar, laughing and dancing over their bloody mangled body. "Parcel transferred."
21:00:48: The smell of @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s completely immolated ship flares up @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck. "Parcel transferred" emit's from @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s bracelet, signaling more credits to be made. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
21:01:21: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes on their way.
21:01:25: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis). This is arguably why @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
21:01:29: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) bludgeons @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) unconscious with a large metal crowbar, laughing and dancing over their bloody mangled body. "Parcel transferred."
21:02:00: @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) bludgeons @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) unconscious with a large metal crowbar, laughing and dancing over their bloody mangled body. "Parcel transferred."
21:23:54: Package delivered by Kane Cannon for $300,000