03:26:16: Package picked up by Long Dread
03:26:17: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. Mac Nielson has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. Long Dread ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. Long Dread almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Mac Nielson's trap. Frantic, Long Dread activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, Long Dread hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As Mac Nielson manically runs after Long Dread firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Long Dread's grenades, losing a leg. Long Dread continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
03:51:51: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever. Long Dread rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from Leroy Palestine. The package rolls to their feet. "Parcel transferred." Leroy Palestine resumes delivery of the stolen package.
04:00:32: Leroy Palestine was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco. Luckily, Leroy Palestine vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Leroy Palestine resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
04:26:32: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $60,000