04:38:12: Package picked up by Sonny Bill Spider
04:38:13: Blaylock Samson stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Sonny Bill Spider's destruction.  Instead Sonny Bill Spider resumes on their way, Blaylock Samson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
05:00:32: Someone once told Mac Nielson that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  Mac Nielson knows Sonny Bill Spider has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Mac Nielson but the time is almost here.  Sonny Bill Spider's ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. Mac Nielson's finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  Mac Nielson is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting Mac Nielson the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  Sonny Bill Spider's ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
06:00:43: Someone once told Ignoracious Buttafucco the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Sonny Bill Spider got one over on Ignoracious Buttafucco once before.  So definitely, for Ignoracious Buttafucco, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Ignoracious Buttafucco stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Ignoracious Buttafucco see's Sonny Bill Spider running hurriedly down the street.  Ignoracious Buttafucco takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Ignoracious Buttafucco ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Sonny Bill Spider doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Ignoracious Buttafucco did not see before.  Ignoracious Buttafucco takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Sonny Bill Spider escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
07:00:32: Someone once told Blaylock Samson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Sonny Bill Spider got one over on Blaylock Samson once before.  So definitely, for Blaylock Samson, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Blaylock Samson stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Blaylock Samson see's Sonny Bill Spider running hurriedly down the street.  Blaylock Samson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Blaylock Samson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Sonny Bill Spider doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Blaylock Samson did not see before.  Blaylock Samson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Sonny Bill Spider escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
08:00:48: Someone once told Ignoracious Buttafucco the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Sonny Bill Spider got one over on Ignoracious Buttafucco once before.  So definitely, for Ignoracious Buttafucco, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Ignoracious Buttafucco stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Ignoracious Buttafucco see's Sonny Bill Spider running hurriedly down the street.  Ignoracious Buttafucco takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Ignoracious Buttafucco ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Sonny Bill Spider doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Ignoracious Buttafucco did not see before.  Ignoracious Buttafucco takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Sonny Bill Spider escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
09:00:34: Blaylock Samson does not normally mourn death.  Blaylock Samson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of Blaylock Samson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Sonny Bill Spider emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  Sonny Bill Spider dove, taking a shot mid-air.  Sonny Bill Spider was not thinking about human connection, unlike Blaylock Samson.  This is arguably why Blaylock Samson was shot in the gut.  Sonny Bill Spider resumes their delivery, package in tow.
10:00:21: Ignoracious Buttafucco steadily took aim from a second story window as Sonny Bill Spider ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Ignoracious Buttafucco inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  Sonny Bill Spider resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
11:00:36: Blaylock Samson steadily took aim from a second story window as Sonny Bill Spider ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Blaylock Samson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  Sonny Bill Spider resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
12:00:22: Someone once told Blaylock Samson that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  Blaylock Samson knows Sonny Bill Spider has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Blaylock Samson but the time is almost here.  Sonny Bill Spider's ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. Blaylock Samson's finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  Blaylock Samson is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting Blaylock Samson the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  Sonny Bill Spider's ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
12:38:30: Package delivered by Sonny Bill Spider for $180,000