03:41:53: Package picked up by Bobby Duncan
03:41:54: @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
04:00:37: @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
05:00:37: @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
06:00:38: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
07:00:34: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) knows @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
08:00:36: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
09:01:16: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan). @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) resumes delivery of their package.
10:01:11: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
11:01:12: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_377(Bobby Duncan) continues their delivery.
11:42:47: Package delivered by Bobby Duncan for $180,000