Stats
| Packages Picked up | 8 |
| Attempted to Steal | 13 |
| Successfuly Stolen | 5 |
| Failed to Steal | 8 |
| Packages Lost to Theft | 5 |
| Packages Saved from Theft | 1 |
| Packages Delivered | 8 |
| Money Earned | 920,000 |
Bank
$7,788
Items
The King James Bible
GYBO Laser Trip Mine
Liquor
E.M.P. Grenade
Adult Diapers (8-pack)
Ballz energy drink (12 pack)
Sharpton Enterprises Banana Flavored Lube
Crowbar
Lingolt NE-30 Rocket Launcher
Depleted Uranium Nunchaku
ZARJ P-70 Static Pistol
JN-FRYE Electric Knuckles
Subzatic Zero Gravity Mines
Hockey Mask
Sodom E-90 Flamethrower
Kanaen DR-40 Rifle
Armor Plating (budget)
Dicktronics Thermal Imaging Goggles
Brass Codpiece
